brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

(Source: sandandglass)

Is your dick hard?
Anonymous

20daysofjune:

no but life is

ultimategryffindork:

flushed-quadrant:

starsandgutters:

not-the-very-button:

starsandgutters:

When Oscar Wilde was asked to list his 100 favourite books he said he couldn’t because “I have only written five”.

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Don’t forget his famous last words:

“Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”

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You, I like.

Also “Be yourself, everyone else is taken.”
And “Sometimes I’m so clever I have no idea what i’m saying.”

"Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes"

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

actionables:

"Lana Del Blink"

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teenagenicks:

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